Have you realized that your age is the number of times you’ve been around the sun.

lolzpicx:

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chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

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couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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catpun:

PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE 

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When I laugh at something on Tumblr …

sodamnrelatable:

I’m over here like

And my mom looks at me like

So then I laugh harder like

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Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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